:: My Dad is Weird ::
ai'ight... my dad is way weird!! you guys will never in a million years guess what i found him doing today! okay... brace yourselves... here it is...

he was boiling a tiger's penis in one of the pots!!!

yea... how disgusting is that?!?! *makes face* how utterly revolting! And after that…he delicately picked up said penis and placed it into the spaghetti jar that he specially bought… and dumped 2 bottles of brandy into it… bleahz… I am still very much nauseated.

And now it’s sitting in the wine cupboard… soaking up all the er, ‘nutrients’ that a tiger’s dick has…

Whatever floats his boat…