Since lostie's out of action .. dye dye will kindly guestblog without asking for permission .. mua haw haw haw haw.

The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.
"Geez, are you lucky." the cyclist said.
"What do you mean by lucky ?" The pedestrian angrily asks, "I got hurt really bad."
"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus."