:: Brother-In-Law ::

THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE BETTER CATHOLIC JOKES

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart
bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself
in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering,
a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay
for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice,"No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister,who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."